Ribbit ribbit

"I like to smell my own farts"

Antoine Dodson

Self-explanitory

KFC

Gay: "Kentucky Fried Chodes
Dirty: Popcorn chodes are my fave
Anonymous: I prefer grilled chodes
Gay: Now that's fochodes!

Heavy flow

A: Oh....! And panty liners are on sale

B (male subject answers immediately): YES.
C: Sometimes tampon
on the back end
lets his kitty tug on the string
too dirty too dirty!

Hidden messages

A: What's your username?
B: Dongle Donkey D-O-N-K-E-Y

Air humpage

A: This is another exercise technique you should try. Look, its like humping the air. It's better for you too.

B: Oh! That's nice

This kid

Is smoking oregano

New hobby

A:  itchy stays home

and chats on tP

sending weiner pics

B:  i know what ur thinking!

A:  ill show u mine

B: if u show me urs!!

A:  he joins all the male on male community

B:  thats where hes been

A:  see?

he's smiling

B:  then he sees one he recognizes

and goes

A:  blushing almost

B:  "gay? is that ur chode?"

A:  giggling

i recognize that

Dori-no's?

A:  thats the bag

of chips gay stuck his hands in and was eating

last fri

B:  oh gross

get it away

B:  wow J walks around the corner and violent snatches gay's infested dorito bag

A:  haha

tsk tsk tainted doritos

something smells like burning

B:  oh no the beloved hot dogs

A:  no ones eating

they will sit out and get cold

itchy's gonna go

"those things have been sitting out "

B:  he says that about everything

A:  i know!

B:  omg nast infested doritos

going into the giant plastic jar

for all to share

A:  haha

ban on doritos!

stayaway stay away

B:  its not safe!

there it sits

on the top shelf

A:  its the orgy dorito

been touched by many hands

before hitting the mouth

B:  a green fog surrounding the jar

A:  intensifies the flavor

Party in whose pants?

While hot dogs are being served for lunch...

A: "What is this, a hot dog party?"

B: "No, but he wishes it was a real hot dog party.
Dirty Al touches the hotdogs with his bare hands
A: Unsanitary
do not approve
everyone dives in
unaware
of what the tainted hotdogs could bring
B:  wieners have been tainted

Does size matter?

A: "Do you think all girls 

only care about size?"

B: "No, Gay. They also think about personality and height. Sorry, Gay."

Blame it on auto text

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Confidential

A:  wonder how much domo makes an hour hmmm B:  ask e msg him i dare u lol A:  he'll ignore it give me a weird look B:  haha ooh i want tequila A:  meee 2 B:  isaac feels uncomfortable sitting next to domo A:  what's domo's email domo@gogii? maybe he'll pull an isaac and wait until hes drunk to tell us his hourly pay.. good thing theres a bottle of tequila on the table he needs a booster seat B:  i know hmmm i dont know what to use haha no pillows or padding so gay told me kris got a dollar raise for his position B:  i said, " eli domo might want tequila" he goes, "that's domo's breakfast" A:  hahahah B:  beer! so good A:  mmmmm! and its only 420! A:  me: itchy scalp, message domo and ask him how much he makes Itchy Scalp:  hahaha he gets paid in kittens B:  jus say so bring in ur cat to feed domo B:  tequilaaaaaaaaa look! u made him twirl his hair more violently! so violent right now look! he's diggin in to his scalp its going to b leed! A:  and doms will have to get out of his seat and catch droplets of blood into his mouth  B:  dandruff coated blood A:  its like coconut B:  and some blonde brown hairballs A:  oooo his fave B:  i wonder what itchy would do to domo when drunk A:  ewwwwwaahhh lots of dirty dirty things maybe talk to him bet hes got lots of questions B:  and try to take his stuffing A:  we all go back to work on monday and hes nothing but flat and carpety B:  flat like floor rag! A:  e cries.. cuts him open and wears him as a hat A:  itchy's chin seems quite plump as of late B:  yes i noticed super dbl chin action going on is he storing alcohol in there? A:  yep saves it for later B:  he sips it slowly purges it up from his chin from time to time A:  takes scooplets behind his jaw using his tounge wonder what kind of alcohol he stores in there maybe a little bit of everything B:  haha but yea...eeeew fat dbl chin so unattractive! A:  and last sunday's barf all mixed in one B:  yeah maybe included some pictures of boys in there so he can lick while drinking so thats y its bulgy A:  maybe a strand of dirty al's hair B:  and some water from last party's shower at ur house saving essence of that boy A:  some things cannot be explained B:  and isaac is one of the unexplainables B:  itchy scalp:  burp the beer whats with all the domo.  so much domo.  too much domo for one man A:  are you saying you can't handle all this domo-ness? too domo-licious for you? i guess you are not ready for domo-jelly B:  did u have beer? A:  yep! 1/2 a corona B:  itchy scalp:  im a jelly hater A:  ouch which means he prefers the peanut butter! B:  the brown stuff A:  nice and thick B:  and sticks on the roof of ur mouth A:  so he calls his cat over to help him clean it off B:  hahaahahhahahahahahaha poor cat A:  his only true friend B:  the stuff he makes him do while drunk A:  aww B:  probably feeds him alcohol here cat take a shot with me A:  kitters wishes he could escape! but no itchy lays down with his mouth open filled with beer and lures his cat over to take licks till its dry.. until their tongue touches  B:  sip sip from my tongue then the cat licks wit sandpaper tongue on this tongue they combine his cat is male too OMG he is going for the peanut butter pretz!@ B:  haha he slides the peanut butter further into his mouth so the cat can stick his tongue in further A:  and further B:  deep throating it A:  oh kitters!! only u know all the right spots B:  u purr and vibrate in the right places A:  bet he misses him now thus the reason he went straight for the pb squares B:  he might store it in his chin to let his cat lick later the peanut butter chin storage begins A:  chomp chomp chomp compress it get as much as he can in! B:  complicated process he eats the pretzel part but stores the peanut butter filling A:  esp because it gets all try and stuck between his teeth good thing kitters can get deep in the crevices domo might get offended B:  omg A:  or turned on even? B:  maybe he's imaging eating domo little domo squares!

Missing a braincell or 10 trillion

A: "You choad, you lose"

B: "That doesn't even rhyme"

A: "Ha good point. You choad, you implode. Ha!"

Later that day...

A:  and theyve not been penetrated!

B:  tell that wigger to get on it

D. F. choads!

A:  enough out of u

Meanwhile...

C:  huh

wigger?

get on what?

tell gay to suck a hundred choads and choak

A:  get on top of him

whats a choak

C:  croak

choke

Clean what the dirt left behind

 Say goodbye to the highly suspicious looking "orange juice" stain on the backseat of the car

He what?

A: "I feel like a fat piece of shit right now. To the hell to the yeah, brah"

B: "He looks like it"

Done dirty once again

"If you touch Jason's desk... you also touch everybody in West Hollywood"

Serious denial

Exhibit A: Things white people like versus

Exhibit B: Things black people like

DirtyAl:  "2pac! 
yea thats pretty close

i dunno but i do like boats, grilling and groundhog day too

so i dunno"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dirty Deed of the Day

The consumption of another employee's strawberry yogurt from the fridge without any consent, even though sitting before him is an untouched box full of fresh, delicious go-gurt.