tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84208856767990270982024-02-07T16:36:35.938-08:00HOW DARE YOUThis be how u doin we dirtay.Victimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14895505338628137279noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8420885676799027098.post-1766197701242007582010-11-02T11:34:00.001-07:002010-11-02T11:34:59.643-07:00This is the final straw!!!!<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; font-size: large;"><b>"i'll say daphne ate chloe...and its a rough time</b></span>"Victimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14895505338628137279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8420885676799027098.post-54815974688676052242010-10-18T17:14:00.000-07:002010-10-18T17:14:12.540-07:00Leave DOMO alone!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEfiL7EGlgPoyZ1pbRB1lXFiVWdTRDZdiLil8heUSVXNUiveF8fRqlL4G9jw672RbpkgFcFvyB5BURSkLieXP4kDCZeVBXfIFl013RmvrxRV0s5vZ6E7pAIHOkUEP3nCqVQ89PTqyBzUk/s1600/ed+gein+the+butcher+of+plainfield+dvd2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="212" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEfiL7EGlgPoyZ1pbRB1lXFiVWdTRDZdiLil8heUSVXNUiveF8fRqlL4G9jw672RbpkgFcFvyB5BURSkLieXP4kDCZeVBXfIFl013RmvrxRV0s5vZ6E7pAIHOkUEP3nCqVQ89PTqyBzUk/s320/ed+gein+the+butcher+of+plainfield+dvd2.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; font-size: large;">"Let's hollow Domo out and wear his skin!" -Ed Gein II</span></div>Victimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14895505338628137279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8420885676799027098.post-44164419716307310072010-10-08T13:05:00.000-07:002010-10-08T13:07:41.563-07:00STOOPZ<div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="color: #20124d;">Gay: ur momdassuh oldz </span></b></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="color: red;">Dirty: ur moms....dassuh sluts </span></b></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="color: #20124d;">Gay: ur dickdassuh flacid </span></b></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="color: red;">Dirty: dassuh bigzur vaginadassuh loose </span></b></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="color: #20124d;">Gay: ur brainasfuh smalls </span></b></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="color: red;">Dirty: ur brain..dassuh monkeyz </span></b></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="color: #20124d;">Gay: ur bloodlineassuh apes </span></b></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="color: red;">Dirty: ur momdatsuh gorrilaz in the mist </span></b></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="color: #20124d;">Gay: your birthasuh mstakes </span></b></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="color: red;">Dirty: mstakesastsuh mistakes </span></b></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="color: #20124d;">Gay: ur sexualitydassuh homosexuality </span></b></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="color: red;">Dirty: ur crotchdassuh black holesakabermuda trianglessstriangle get it hehe </span></b></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="color: #20124d;">Gay: nice follow upnot </span></b></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="color: red;">Dirty: suck da peeper </span></b></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="color: #20124d;">Gay: ur gaynessdassuh closets </span></b></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="color: red;">Dirty: ur gaynessdassuh ofta ricktors </span></b></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="color: #20124d;">Gay: ur nikki manaj lyrical theftdassuh ofta ricktors </span></b></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="color: red;">Dirty: huh? </span></b></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="color: #20124d;">Gay: ur mental comprehensiondassuh non existent </span></b></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="color: red;">Dirty: ur nikki minaj fanatical obsessiondassuh ocdeez.....nuts</span></b></div><br />
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</div><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Me: Noticed ur juicy dangly green pickle is gone...</span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Dirty: GONE<br />
swallowed</span></b></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Me: whole </span></span></b> </div><div style="color: red; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Dirty: "ohhhh balls pickles n kfcccccc"</span></b></div>Victimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14895505338628137279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8420885676799027098.post-31974277339151527472010-10-01T16:05:00.000-07:002010-10-01T16:18:27.719-07:00Str-gay<blockquote><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Dirty: "I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face"</span></b></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b></div><b style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Gay: "You couldn't be straight anyways"</span></b></blockquote><br />
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</b></span></div><div class="km" role="chatMessage" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":1nm"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>dirty dirty!</b></span> </div></div></blockquote><blockquote><div class="km" role="chatMessage" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><div class="kk"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>there <span dir="ltr" id=":1nl">was one called,</span> <span dir="ltr" id=":1nj">"nudeboys"</span></b></span></div></div><div class="km" role="chatMessage"><div class="kk"><span style="font-size: large;"><b style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"> </b></span><span class="kn" dir="ltr"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; font-size: large;">"I like to smell my own farts" </span></b></div>Victimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14895505338628137279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8420885676799027098.post-37907908341651979582010-09-24T16:27:00.000-07:002010-09-24T16:27:33.792-07:00Antoine Dodson<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbwTdAXXNtdFvsdcTme9F2Zc2D_8AFXzIjjuFOxZUYr2Ls5_1-ZJEorksRAEJ1TMp4HvIOhCrV-kdODZHc7fhRpf62EuOb8qMPt5pGc4Jfdkmjp-ujMK540jRzewl3VcXS_R0FF3OWYuw/s1600/WELL-OBVIOUSLY-DIRTY-AL-BE-DOIN-U-DIRTAAYYY.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="246" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbwTdAXXNtdFvsdcTme9F2Zc2D_8AFXzIjjuFOxZUYr2Ls5_1-ZJEorksRAEJ1TMp4HvIOhCrV-kdODZHc7fhRpf62EuOb8qMPt5pGc4Jfdkmjp-ujMK540jRzewl3VcXS_R0FF3OWYuw/s320/WELL-OBVIOUSLY-DIRTY-AL-BE-DOIN-U-DIRTAAYYY.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Victimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14895505338628137279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8420885676799027098.post-30164646753843950862010-09-24T16:05:00.001-07:002010-09-24T16:05:33.469-07:00Self-explanitory<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhM3gAk7gqk4QtfVn5wLfIvIQPaVi6QnteweSR6OcFxf_CU-FW7ZJunB4-Trfb-XNa1UDS0ZzgV1gGuLofjB-FWsmgtRci46NNm1zA216V1dYCUiTgu2O7vBlBbFZWfj1KaLMdkJw-Bf4Y/s1600/MAN-GRENADE-GRUNDLE-CHODE.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhM3gAk7gqk4QtfVn5wLfIvIQPaVi6QnteweSR6OcFxf_CU-FW7ZJunB4-Trfb-XNa1UDS0ZzgV1gGuLofjB-FWsmgtRci46NNm1zA216V1dYCUiTgu2O7vBlBbFZWfj1KaLMdkJw-Bf4Y/s320/MAN-GRENADE-GRUNDLE-CHODE.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Victimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14895505338628137279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8420885676799027098.post-80847694369794011972010-09-22T15:45:00.001-07:002010-09-22T15:49:41.376-07:00KFC<blockquote><b><span style="color: red; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; font-size: large;">Gay: "Kentucky Fried Chodes</span><span style="font-size: large;"><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Dirty: Popcorn chodes are my fave</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
<span style="color: #274e13;">Anonymous: I prefer grilled chodes </span></span><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /><span style="color: red; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Gay: Now that's fochodes!</span></span></b></blockquote>Victimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14895505338628137279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8420885676799027098.post-18903011117559429112010-09-16T13:02:00.000-07:002010-09-16T13:03:48.339-07:00Heavy flow<blockquote style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><div style="color: #20124d;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>A: Oh....! And panty liners are on sale</b></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: red;">B (male subject answers immediately): YES.</span></b></span><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="kn" dir="ltr"><br />
<span style="color: #274e13;">C:</span></span><span dir="ltr" id=":2nq" style="color: #274e13;"> Sometimes tampon</span></span></b><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
on the back end</span></b><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
lets his kitty tug on the string</span></b><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
too dirty too dirty!</span></b></blockquote>Victimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14895505338628137279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8420885676799027098.post-29913938706978298002010-09-16T12:47:00.001-07:002010-09-16T12:48:59.154-07:00Hidden messages<blockquote style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #20124d;">A: What's your username?</span><br />
<span style="color: red;">B: Dongle Donkey D-O-N-K-E-Y</span></b></span></blockquote>Victimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14895505338628137279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8420885676799027098.post-51271265248070269012010-09-15T17:23:00.000-07:002010-09-15T17:26:09.633-07:00Air humpage<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNmMbaNCGdC1KSwvLFhRyDM_I4VtN6MMiwh2wHVXa56v6tYEDVJgVOiA9K4-0g8UpyBHvb4rfaOXjSr0n0mJqbbTJWRUmN5V471dqX2LYv5clikyFybSsVGCB-kufglH3YbLYa6EGxvEo/s1600/seniors-walker-fencing.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNmMbaNCGdC1KSwvLFhRyDM_I4VtN6MMiwh2wHVXa56v6tYEDVJgVOiA9K4-0g8UpyBHvb4rfaOXjSr0n0mJqbbTJWRUmN5V471dqX2LYv5clikyFybSsVGCB-kufglH3YbLYa6EGxvEo/s320/seniors-walker-fencing.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: red;">B: Oh! That's nice</span></b></span></blockquote>Victimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14895505338628137279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8420885676799027098.post-22942549731090463772010-09-15T14:46:00.001-07:002010-09-15T14:46:21.405-07:00This kid<blockquote><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Is smoking oregano</span></span></b></blockquote>Victimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14895505338628137279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8420885676799027098.post-3775037498292840522010-09-13T17:58:00.000-07:002010-09-13T17:59:23.800-07:00New hobby<blockquote style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span class="kn" dir="ltr">A: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":1x0">itchy stays home</span></b><br />
<div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":1qi"><b>and chats on tP</b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":1sm"><b>sending weiner pics</b></div><div class="km" role="chatMessage" style="color: red;"><div class="kk"><b>B<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":1uh">i know what ur thinking!</span></b></div></div><div class="km" role="chatMessage"><div class="kk"><b>A<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":1xk">ill show u mine</span></b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":1ui" style="color: red;"><b>B: if u show me urs!!</b></div></div></blockquote><blockquote style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span class="kn" dir="ltr">A: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":1ta">he joins all the male on male community</span></b><br />
<div class="km" role="chatMessage" style="color: red;"><div class="kk"><b>B<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":1t5">thats where hes been</span></b></div></div><div class="km" role="chatMessage"><div class="kk"><b>A<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":1x5">see?</span></b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":1wv"><b>he's smiling</b></div></div><div class="km" role="chatMessage" style="color: red;"><div class="kk"><b>B<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":1tk">then he sees one he recognizes</span></b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":zg"><b>and goes</b></div></div><div class="km" role="chatMessage"><div class="kk"><b>A<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":1sz">blushing almost</span></b></div></div><div class="km" role="chatMessage" style="color: red;"><div class="kk"><b>B<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":1tj">"gay? is that ur chode?"</span></b></div></div><div class="km" role="chatMessage"><div class="kk"><b>A<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":1ti">giggling</span></b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":1tf"><b>i recognize that</b></div></div></blockquote>Victimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14895505338628137279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8420885676799027098.post-28196657607060951222010-09-13T16:01:00.000-07:002010-09-13T16:02:25.348-07:00Dori-no's?<div style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b><span class="kn" dir="ltr">A: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":1dg">thats the bag</span></b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":1df" style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b>of chips gay stuck his hands in and was eating</b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":1e8" style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b>last fri</b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":1e8" style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b style="color: red;"><span class="kn" dir="ltr">B: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":1do">oh gross</span></b><br />
<div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":1dn" style="color: red;"><b>get it away</b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":1dm"><b style="color: red;"><span class="kn" dir="ltr">B: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":1fs">wow J walks around the corner and violent snatches gay's infested dorito bag</span></b><br />
<div class="km" role="chatMessage"><div class="kk"><b>A<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":1hk">haha</span></b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":1hl"><b>tsk tsk tainted doritos</b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":1hm"><b>something smells like burning</b></div></div><div class="km" role="chatMessage" style="color: red;"><div class="kk"><b>B<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":1gb">oh no the beloved hot dogs</span></b></div></div><div class="km" role="chatMessage"><div class="kk"><b>A<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":1gs">no ones eating</span></b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":1gt"><b>they will sit out and get cold</b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":1j2"><b>itchy's gonna go</b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":1j3"><b>"those things have been sitting out "</b></div></div><div class="km" role="chatMessage"><div class="kk" style="color: red;"><b>B<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":1j4">he says that about everything</span></b></div></div><div class="km" role="chatMessage"><div class="kk"><b>A<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":1j8">i know!</span></b></div></div><div class="kq" role="chatMessage"><div class="kp"><b><br />
</b></div></div><div class="km" role="chatMessage"><div class="kk" style="color: red;"><b>B<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":1v6">omg nast infested doritos</span></b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":1v5" style="color: red;"><b>going into the giant plastic jar</b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":1v4" style="color: red;"><b>for all to share</b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":1v4"><b><span class="kn" dir="ltr">A: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":221">haha</span></b><br />
<div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":223"><b>ban on doritos!</b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":224"><b>stayaway stay away</b></div><div class="km" role="chatMessage" style="color: red;"><div class="kk"><b>B<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":225">its not safe!</span></b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":226"><b>there it sits</b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":227"><b>on the top shelf</b></div></div><div class="km" role="chatMessage"><div class="kk"><b>A<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":228">its the orgy dorito</span></b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":229"><b>been touched by many hands</b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":22a"><b>before hitting the mouth</b></div></div><div class="km" role="chatMessage" style="color: red;"><div class="kk"><b>B<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":22b">a green fog surrounding the jar</span></b></div></div><div class="km" role="chatMessage"><div class="kk"><b>A<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":22l">intensifies the flavor</span></b></div></div></div></div></div></div>Victimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14895505338628137279noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8420885676799027098.post-55423369300766521832010-09-13T12:54:00.000-07:002010-09-13T16:04:04.127-07:00Party in whose pants?<i>While hot dogs are being served for lunch...</i><br />
<blockquote><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b>A: "What is this, a hot dog party?"</b></div><b style="color: red; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">B: "No, but he wishes it was a real hot dog party.</b><b><br />
<span style="color: red; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Dirty Al touches the hotdogs with his bare hands</span></b><b style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
A: Unsanitary</b><span class="kn" dir="ltr"></span><br />
<b style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span dir="ltr" id=":17q" style="color: #20124d;">do not approve</span><br style="color: #20124d;" /><span style="color: #20124d;">everyone dives in</span><br style="color: #20124d;" /><span style="color: #20124d;">unaware</span><br style="color: #20124d;" /><span style="color: #20124d;">of what the tainted hotdogs could bring</span></b><br />
<b style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span class="kn" dir="ltr" style="color: red;">B: </span><span style="color: red;"> </span><span dir="ltr" id=":15r" style="color: red;">wieners have been tainted</span></b></blockquote>Victimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14895505338628137279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8420885676799027098.post-28598042579693822682010-09-12T18:55:00.001-07:002010-09-12T23:00:39.873-07:00Does size matter?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaGXdQXqczlC3lF5TG3QVHKWYXOqseSdu3KkUDFUI9uw4f6Wx3CV-V_HlBdnp8LBL85_KJeZvqmwfEnYhMsHho-aYOka-TlPSZwfPDWXXtomVlImc8-dTbvUUJNa3xFk3beXdvJze9-20/s1600/Picture+5.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaGXdQXqczlC3lF5TG3QVHKWYXOqseSdu3KkUDFUI9uw4f6Wx3CV-V_HlBdnp8LBL85_KJeZvqmwfEnYhMsHho-aYOka-TlPSZwfPDWXXtomVlImc8-dTbvUUJNa3xFk3beXdvJze9-20/s320/Picture+5.png" /></a></div><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>A: "Do you think all girls </b></span></div><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>only care about size?"</b></span></div><div style="color: red; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>B: "No, Gay. They also think about personality and height. Sorry, Gay."</b></span></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
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A: wonder how much domo makes an hour hmmm<br />
<div id=":1pe"><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">ask e</span></div><div dir="ltr">msg him i dare u lol</div></div><div style="color: #20124d;"><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">he'll ignore it</span></div><div dir="ltr">give me a weird look</div></div><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">haha</span> ooh i want tequila</div></div><div style="color: #20124d;"><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">meee 2</span></div></div><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">isaac feels uncomfortable sitting next to domo</span></div></div><div><div style="color: #20124d;">A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">what's domo's email</span></div><div dir="ltr" style="color: #20124d;">domo@gogii?</div><div dir="ltr" style="color: #20124d;">maybe he'll pull an isaac and wait until hes drunk to tell us his hourly pay..</div><div dir="ltr" style="color: #20124d;">good thing theres a bottle of tequila on the table</div><div dir="ltr" style="color: #20124d;">he needs a booster seat</div></div><div style="color: red;">B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">i know hmmm</span></div><div><div dir="ltr" style="color: red;">i dont know what to use</div><div dir="ltr" style="color: red;">haha no pillows or padding</div><div dir="ltr" style="color: red;">so</div><div dir="ltr" style="color: red;">gay told me kris got a dollar raise for his position</div></div><div style="color: red;">B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">i said, " eli domo might want tequila"</span></div><div style="color: red;"><div dir="ltr">he goes, "that's domo's breakfast"</div></div><div style="color: #20124d;"><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">hahahah</span></div></div><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">beer!</span></div><div dir="ltr">so good</div></div><div style="color: #20124d;"><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">mmmmm!</span> and its only 420!</div></div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> me: itchy scal<span style="color: #20124d;">p,</span><span dir="ltr" style="color: #20124d;"> message domo and ask him how much he makes</span><br />
<div style="color: #274e13;"><div><span dir="ltr">Itchy Scalp: hahaha<br />
he gets paid in kittens</span></div></div><div style="color: red;">B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">jus say</span></div><div style="color: red;"><div dir="ltr">so bring in ur cat to feed domo</div></div><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">tequilaaaaaaaaa</span></div></div><div style="color: red;"><div dir="ltr">look!</div><div dir="ltr">u made him twirl his hair more</div><div dir="ltr">violently!</div><div dir="ltr">so violent right now look!</div><div dir="ltr">he's diggin in to his scalp</div><div dir="ltr">its going to b leed!</div></div><div><div style="color: #20124d;">A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">and doms will have to get out of his seat</span></div><div dir="ltr" style="color: #20124d;">and catch droplets of blood</div><div style="color: #20124d;">into his mouth<span dir="ltr"> </span></div><div style="color: red;"><span dir="ltr">B: </span> <span dir="ltr">dandruff coated blood</span></div></div><div style="color: #20124d;"><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">its like coconut</span></div></div><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">and some blonde brown hairballs</span></div></div><div style="color: #20124d;"><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">oooo his fave</span></div></div><div style="color: red;">B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">i wonder what itchy would do to domo</span></div><div style="color: red;"><div dir="ltr">when drunk</div></div><div style="color: #20124d;"><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">ewwwwwaahhh</span></div><div dir="ltr">lots of dirty dirty things</div><div dir="ltr">maybe talk to him</div><div dir="ltr">bet hes got lots of questions</div></div><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">and try to take his stuffing</span></div></div><div style="color: #20124d;"><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">we all go back to work on monday</span></div><div dir="ltr">and hes nothing but flat and carpety</div></div><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">flat like floor rag!</span></div></div><div style="color: #20124d;"><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">e cries..</span></div><div dir="ltr">cuts him open</div><div dir="ltr">and wears him as a hat</div></div><div style="color: #20124d;">A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">itchy's chin seems quite plump as of late</span></div><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">yes i noticed</span></div><div dir="ltr">super dbl chin action going on</div><div dir="ltr">is he storing alcohol in there?</div></div><div style="color: #20124d;"><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">yep</span></div><div dir="ltr">saves it for later</div></div><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">he sips it slowly</span></div><div dir="ltr">purges it up from his chin from time to time</div></div><div style="color: #20124d;"><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">takes scooplets behind his jaw using his tounge</span></div><div dir="ltr">wonder what kind of alcohol he stores in there</div><div dir="ltr">maybe a little bit of everything</div></div><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">haha but yea...eeeew fat dbl chin so unattractive!</span></div></div><div style="color: #20124d;"><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">and last sunday's barf</span></div></div><div style="color: #20124d;"><span dir="ltr">all mixed in one</span></div><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">yeah</span></div><div dir="ltr">maybe included some pictures of boys in there</div><div dir="ltr">so he can lick</div><div dir="ltr">while drinking</div><div dir="ltr">so thats y its bulgy</div></div><div style="color: #20124d;"><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">maybe a strand of dirty al's hair</span></div></div><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">and some water from last party's shower at ur house</span></div><div dir="ltr">saving essence of that boy</div></div><div style="color: #20124d;"><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">some things cannot be explained</span></div></div><div style="color: red;">B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">and isaac is one of the unexplainables</span></div><br />
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<div style="color: red;"><span dir="ltr">B: </span> <span dir="ltr" style="color: #274e13;">itchy scalp: burp the beer<br />
whats with all the domo. so much domo. too much domo for one man</span></div><div dir="ltr" style="color: #20124d;">A: are you saying<br />
you can't handle all this domo-ness?<br />
too domo-licious for you?<br />
i guess you are not ready for domo-jelly</div><div style="color: red;">B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">did u have beer?</span></div></div><div style="color: #20124d;"><span dir="ltr">A: </span> <span dir="ltr">yep! 1/2 a corona</span></div><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" style="color: #274e13;">itchy scalp: im a jelly hater</span></div></div><div style="color: #20124d;">A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">ouch</span></div><div style="color: #20124d;"><div dir="ltr">which means he prefers the peanut butter!</div></div><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">the brown stuff</span></div></div><div style="color: #20124d;"><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">nice and thick</span></div></div><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">and sticks on the roof of ur mouth</span></div></div><div style="color: #20124d;">A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">so he calls his cat over</span></div><div dir="ltr" style="color: #20124d;">to help him clean it off</div><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">hahaahahhahahahahahaha</span></div><div dir="ltr">poor cat</div></div><div style="color: #20124d;"><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">his only true friend</span></div></div><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">the stuff he makes him do</span></div><div dir="ltr">while drunk</div></div><div style="color: #20124d;"><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">aww</span></div></div><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">probably feeds him alcohol</span></div><div dir="ltr">here cat take a shot with me</div></div><div style="color: #20124d;"><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">kitters wishes he could escape! but no</span></div></div><div><div><span dir="ltr" style="color: #20124d;">itchy lays down with his mouth open filled with beer and lures his cat over to take licks till its dry.. until their tongue touches</span><span dir="ltr"> </span><br />
<div style="color: red;"><span dir="ltr">B: </span> <span dir="ltr">sip sip from my tongue</span></div></div><div dir="ltr" style="color: red;">then the cat licks wit sandpaper tongue</div><div dir="ltr" style="color: red;">on this tongue</div><div dir="ltr" style="color: red;">they combine</div><div dir="ltr" style="color: red;">his cat is male too</div><div dir="ltr" style="color: red;">OMG</div><div dir="ltr" style="color: red;">he is going for the peanut butter pretz!@</div></div><div style="color: red;">B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">haha he slides the peanut butter further into his mouth</span></div><div dir="ltr" style="color: red;">so the cat can stick his tongue in further</div><div style="color: #20124d;"><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">and further</span></div></div><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">deep throating it</span></div></div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">oh kitters!!</span><br />
<div dir="ltr">only u know all the right spots</div><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">u purr and vibrate in the right places</span></div></div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">bet he misses him now</span><br />
<div dir="ltr">thus the reason he went straight for the pb squares</div><div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">he might store it in his chin</span></div><div dir="ltr">to let his cat lick later</div><div dir="ltr">the peanut butter</div><div dir="ltr">chin storage begins</div></div><div><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">chomp chomp chomp</span></div></div>compress it<br />
<div dir="ltr">get as much as he can in!</div><div style="color: red;">B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">complicated process</span></div><div dir="ltr" style="color: red;">he eats the pretzel part</div><div dir="ltr" style="color: red;">but stores the peanut butter filling</div><div><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">esp because it gets all try</span></div><div dir="ltr">and stuck between his teeth</div><div dir="ltr">good thing kitters can get deep in the crevices</div></div><span dir="ltr">domo might get offended</span><br />
<div style="color: red;"><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">omg</span></div></div><div><div>A<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">or turned on even?</span></div></div><div>B<span dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr">maybe he's imaging eating domo</span><br />
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<blockquote style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><div style="color: #351c75;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="kn" dir="ltr">A: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":188">and theyve not been penetrated!</span></span></b></div><div class="km" role="chatMessage" style="color: red;"><div class="kk"><b><span style="font-size: large;">B<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":187">tell that wigger to get on it</span></span></b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":186"><b><span style="font-size: large;">D. F. choads!</span></b></div></div><b style="color: #351c75;"><span style="font-size: large;">A<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":17s">enough out of u</span></span></b> </blockquote><i>Meanwhile... </i><br />
<blockquote style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><div style="color: #38761d;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="kn" dir="ltr">C: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":17q">huh</span></span></b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":17p" style="color: #38761d;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">wigger?</span></b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":17o" style="color: #38761d;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">get on what?</span></b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":17n" style="color: #38761d;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">tell gay to suck a hundred choads and choak</span></b></div><div class="km" role="chatMessage" style="color: red;"><div class="kk"><b><span style="font-size: large;">A<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":17m">get on top of him</span></span></b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":17l"><b><span style="font-size: large;">whats a choak</span></b></div></div><div class="km" role="chatMessage" style="color: #38761d;"><div class="kk"><b><span style="font-size: large;">C<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":17k">croak</span></span></b></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":17j"><b><span style="font-size: large;">choke</span></b></div></div></blockquote>Victimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14895505338628137279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8420885676799027098.post-29968876222388801952010-09-10T10:57:00.000-07:002010-09-10T10:57:59.666-07:00Clean what the dirt left behind<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3MpnYo96EK9XTtxJtTKLZxyIipgbcLySRoasxdLw_LcGriK_shCi9oLex3CH5lgyLz9UIdroEdsNpKGExsKqsYgFydz_O3amdT8_b3SL6rQlaUOQ5xzcNuTX307KFp1F5oVBUaTndOlM/s1600/Screen+shot+2010-09-10+at+10.59.10+AM.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="171" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3MpnYo96EK9XTtxJtTKLZxyIipgbcLySRoasxdLw_LcGriK_shCi9oLex3CH5lgyLz9UIdroEdsNpKGExsKqsYgFydz_O3amdT8_b3SL6rQlaUOQ5xzcNuTX307KFp1F5oVBUaTndOlM/s200/Screen+shot+2010-09-10+at+10.59.10+AM.png" width="200" /></a></div><br />
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Say goodbye to the highly suspicious looking "orange juice" stain on the backseat of the carVictimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14895505338628137279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8420885676799027098.post-81095357411274667462010-09-09T18:06:00.000-07:002010-09-09T18:06:50.525-07:00He what?<blockquote style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b style="color: #351c75;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">A: "I feel like a fat piece of shit right now. To the hell to the yeah, brah"</span></b></span></blockquote><blockquote style="color: #cc0000;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">B: "He looks like it"</span></span></b></blockquote><div style="color: #cc0000;"> </div>Victimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14895505338628137279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8420885676799027098.post-89892198194920411442010-09-09T17:01:00.000-07:002010-09-09T17:01:11.951-07:00Done dirty once again<blockquote><b style="color: #674ea7; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="color: #351c75; font-size: large;">"If you touch Jason's desk... you also touch everybody in West Hollywood"</span></b></blockquote>Victimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14895505338628137279noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8420885676799027098.post-17404256164732551712010-09-09T14:55:00.000-07:002010-09-09T14:55:02.032-07:00Serious denial<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Exhibit B: Things black people like<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">yea thats pretty close</span><br />
<div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":1s5"><span style="font-size: large;">i dunno but i do like boats, grilling and groundhog day too</span></div><div class="kl" dir="ltr" id=":1s6"><span style="font-size: large;">so i dunno"</span></div></blockquote></blockquote></td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"> </td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"> </td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"> </td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"> </td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"> </td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"> </td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"> </td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"> </td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"> </td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br />
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