Dori-no's?

A:  thats the bag

of chips gay stuck his hands in and was eating

last fri

B:  oh gross

get it away

B:  wow J walks around the corner and violent snatches gay's infested dorito bag

A:  haha

tsk tsk tainted doritos

something smells like burning

B:  oh no the beloved hot dogs

A:  no ones eating

they will sit out and get cold

itchy's gonna go

"those things have been sitting out "

B:  he says that about everything

A:  i know!

B:  omg nast infested doritos

going into the giant plastic jar

for all to share

A:  haha

ban on doritos!

stayaway stay away

B:  its not safe!

there it sits

on the top shelf

A:  its the orgy dorito

been touched by many hands

before hitting the mouth

B:  a green fog surrounding the jar

A:  intensifies the flavor